Byte-Brew: The World's Most Overpowered Java
Welcome, programmer. Here you will find an assortment of Java-based products and services that will make you wonder, nay, despair at the sheer power of the platform.
Our prophets:
- Byte-God - Our patron, the all-knowing, all-powerful Java deity.
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- Byte-Saint - Our guide, the one who will lead you through the prophets.
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- Byte-Saintess - Our mysterious one, the whisperer of code and coffee.
Our brews:
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- Byte-Coffee - The ultimate Java programmer's fuel.
- Byte-Beer - For when you just need to forget about that pesky NullPointerException.
May our brews guide you, but not too much.