BME-42 Explained

In the year 2050, humanity finally cracked the code to making the perfect sandwich.

It was a long time coming, but the BME-42 (Brutalist Masterpiece of Engineering-42) was born.

This behemoth of a sandwich was crafted by a secret society of elite sandwich engineers, each with a Ph.D. in Sandwichology.

Its specs are as follows:

• 2.5 pounds of slow-roasted, organic, artisanal beef, lovingly sourced from the finest, free-range, gluten-free, non-GMO cows of the Andes.
• 3 layers of crispy, hand-cooked bacon, each slice precision-cut to 0.5mm of thickness for optimal crunch and texture.
• 4.7 quarts of creamy, locally-sourced, small-batch, artisanal mayonnaise, expertly mixed with a hint of truffle essence.
• 5.2 cups of fresh arugula, grown in-house using hydroponic farming techniques.
• 42mm of melted, imported, 100% grass-fed, A2/A3, artisanal gouda cheese, precision-sliced to 1.2mm of thickness.
• 1/4 cup of thinly sliced red onion, carefully selected for its pungency and crunch.
• 1/4 cup of thinly sliced fresh chives, added for an extra layer of flavor and a dash of whimsy.
• 1/4 cup of thinly sliced, organic, gluten-free, vegan-friendly, locally-sourced, artisanal tomato, expertly diced to 2.5mm of thickness.
• 1/4 cup of thinly sliced, organic, gluten-free, vegan-friendly, locally-sourced, artisanal cucumber, precision-sliced to 1.8mm of thickness.
• 1/4 cup of thinly sliced, organic, gluten-free, vegan-friendly, locally-sourced, artisanal, heirloom bell pepper, carefully diced to 2.2mm of thickness.
• 1/4 cup of thinly sliced, organic, gluten-free, vegan-friendly, locally-sourced, artisanal, small-batch, craft pickles, precision-sliced to 1.5mm of thickness.
• 1/4 cup of thinly sliced, organic, gluten-free, vegan-friendly, locally-sourced, artisanal, small-batch, craft, locally-fermented, probiotic kimchi, expertly mixed to a 3.2mm of thickness.

And there you have it, folks! The BME-42, the ultimate expression of human ingenuity and the perfect union of flavors and textures.

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