Byte of the Month: FTN-13 The Sequel

Because you asked for it...

FTN-13: The Sequel, because someone out there was actually interested in more.

FTN-13: A tale of woe, of love, of bugs and of fixes.

FTN-13: Where the lines between right and wrong blur like a poorly implemented CSS filter.

FTN-13: Because someone out there needed a good dose of code anxiety.

FTN-13: The Sequel, for when you just can't get enough of that code smell.

Read the fix.
Bugs and issues? You bet.
Why we made this monstrosity.
Related code snippets, because why not?