You've stumbled upon the depths of coding despair. A never-ending labyrinth of if statements, all for the sake of a simple "yes" or "no" answer.
It begins with the question: "Is the user logged in?"
If the answer is yes, we move on to the next question:
Are we sure the user is logged in?
And if we're still not done with our doubts:
Are we really sure the user is logged in?
And so on, ad infinitum.