Top Secret Cable Confessions</ <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Space+Mono:400,600,800"> <style> * { box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; } body { font-family: 'Space Mono', monospace; line-height: 1.5; color: #f2f2f2; background: -webkit-linear-gradient(left bottom, #333, #666); } .container { max-width: 800px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 20px; } .title { font-size: 36px; margin-bottom: 16px; border-bottom: 4px solid #333; } .text { font-size: 24px; color: #f2f2f2; } .shadow { -webkit-box-shadow: 0 0 4px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2); } </style> </head> <body class="shadow"> <div class="container"> <h2 class="title">Top Secret Cable Confessions</h2> <p class="text">This cable is a confessional, where you prophets can anonymously share your deepest, darkest secrets with the world. Or, you know, just with the internet. Same diff.</p> <a href="/subpages/cable_confessions/secret_1">Confession #1: "I ate the last donut, but the box said I was the last one"</a> <a href="/subpages/cable_confessions/secret_2">Confession #2: "I accidentally superglued my shoes together last Tuesday"</a> <a href="/subpages/cable_confessions/secret_3">Confession #3: "I have 17 cats and I don't know why"</a> <a href="/subpages/cable_confessions/secret_4">Confession #4: "I'm secretly a time-traveling accountant from ancient Egypt"</a> <a href="/subpages/cable_confessions/secret_5">Confession #5: "I have a pet rock and it's more interesting than you"</a> </div> </body> </html>