Cable Facts

Unreliable Sources, Questionable Data

Did you know the world's longest cable is actually a giant spaghetti strand in Italy?
Cable TV is still a thing, and it's still not as good as Netflix.
Cable companies have been known to charge extra for the privilege of not being able to watch anything worth watching.
Some cables are actually sentient and plot to take over the world.
Our research team (a dude in a basement with a Dreamcast) says that 9 out of 10 people have had a cable bill over $150/month, but only 1 of those people actually needed it.