Cable Facts
Unreliable Sources, Questionable Data
- Did you know the world's longest cable is actually a giant spaghetti strand in Italy?
- Cable TV is still a thing, and it's still not as good as Netflix.
- Cable companies have been known to charge extra for the privilege of not being able to watch anything worth watching.
- Some cables are actually sentient and plot to take over the world.
- Our research team (a dude in a basement with a Dreamcast) says that 9 out of 10 people have had a cable bill over $150/month, but only 1 of those people actually needed it.
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