THE CABLE SAILORS OF THE WORLD UNITE

We are the chosen ones, the masters of the sea. Our ships sail the digital waves, carrying the cargo of 1s and 0s.

But our greatest challenge lies not on the horizon, but in the depths of ISP Conflicts.

Cable Sailor Code of Conduct:

• We will not be silenced by DNS requests.
• We will not be deterred by packet loss.
• We will not be bought off by bandwidth upgrades.

Join us, and together we shall conquer the world... of Broadband Battles!

Sailor Code available for download.