Cable Types - Because Organization is a Luxury

Chrono-Cable: The Cable That's Always Running Late

Behold, the Chrono-Cable: a cable that's perpetually stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over.

Features:

• Endless buffering: because who needs real-time streaming?
• Repeat mode: watch the same 5 minutes for hours on end
• No buffering indicator: because who needs to know what's going on?

Perfect for the procrastinator in your life who can't seem to get anything done. Or, you know, the cable company.

Support-Desk: Where you can vent about your cable issues

Supporting-Character: Meet Bob, the Chrono-Cable's trusty sidekick