Antenna Anarchy: A Guide to Not Getting Any Work Done

Warning: This page is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to actually use this information to build a functional antenna.

Compatibility Chart: A Guide to Not Getting Any Work Done

• Coax: For when you want to spend all day trying to untangle the cables.
• Omni: For when you want to pretend you're a secret agent, but really you're just a cable guy.
• Patch: For when you want to pretend you're a pirate, but really you're just a DIY novice.