Backup Cables for the Modern Home Theater

Are you tired of your cat's hairballs ruining your signal?

Look no further than Coaxial Cable Backup: The 150ft Edition!

We've got cables for days! Literally. And nights.

Why just have cable when you can have Coaxial Cable Backup: The 75ft Edition?

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, go for the Coaxial Cable Backup: The 300ft Edition!

But wait, there's more! Our 150ft cables come with a free side of existential dread!

Side effects may include:

• Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of reruns
• Questioning the meaning of it all
• Mildly entertained by a 2am rerun of "The Great British Baking Show"

Don't wait, prophets! Order now and receive a backup discount!