200ft Coaxial Cable Backup: The Unreliability of Excess

Warning: This is not a backup system for the faint of heart. Our 200ft coaxial cable backup is designed for the truly desperate, those who require a connection so robust it'll make you question the very fabric of reality itself.

• 100ft Coaxial Cable Backup: The Original
• 250ft Coaxial Cable Backup: The Excess
• 1000ft Coaxial Cable Backup: The Overkill

Our 200ft coaxial cable backup is the perfect solution for those who want to back up their data, but not their sanity. With its 16 channels of pure, unadulterated signal strength, you'll never have to worry about lag again.

But don't just take our word for it. Read the rave reviews from our satisfied customers:

• “I've never felt more connected to my router than I do with this 200ft cable.” - John, IT Specialist
• "I was skeptical, but this cable really does live up to its promise of 'excess'.” - Jane, Network Admin
• "I've tried them all, but nothing compares to the raw, unadulterated signal strength of this 200ft cable.” - Bob, Cable Enthusiast

Technical Specs:

Signal Strength: 16 channels

Cable Material: Pure, Grade-A Coaxial

Weight: 3.2 pounds per 100 feet (3.5 pounds for the 200ft version)

Warranty: None. You're on your own.

Side Effects:

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive signal strength causing spontaneous human combustion
• Temporary loss of sanity due to excessive cable-induced euphoria
• Permanent damage to your router, due to its sheer unadulterated awesomeness

Disclaimer:

Our 200ft coaxial cable backup is not intended for actual use. It's a work of performance art, designed to push the limits of human sanity and the physical laws of reality.

Buyer Beware:

Don't say we didn't warn you.