Cable Braiding: The Lost Art of Coaxial Coaxing

Coaxial Braid 9000: The Most Elaborate Braid in the World

Coaxial braid 9000 is a highly sought-after braid that requires 473 individual strands of coaxial cable, carefully intertwined to form a majestic, swirling vortex of cabley goodness.

Due to the extreme difficulty and danger involved in attempting to braid 9000 strands of coaxial cable, it is recommended that only highly trained professionals attempt to create this masterpiece.

For the faint of heart, a more accessible option is the Coax Braid 1000 which, while not as impressive, still requires 378 individual strands and is a great way to get a feel for the craft.

But be warned, once you start down this path, there's no turning back! Your fingers will be tangled in a mess of cable and regret for weeks to come.