Our Fiber-Optic Fiber-Optic cable
This is not actually a fiber-optic cable, but rather a clever ruse to confuse our competitors. It's like, totally not a real thing.
Our "fiber-optic" cable is actually just a bunch of thin strands of yarn tied together with twine, held aloft by a fan, and illuminated with a few dozen LED's. It's... um... " cutting edge" technology, right?
Features:
- No actual fibers
- No actual optics
- Only works on Tuesdays
Side effects of usage may include:
- Slightly dimming of surrounding lights
- Unintended disco partiesTemporary blindness from excessive sparkles