This cable type is a behemoth of the internet, a behemoth of the modern age. It's a cable that's not just for the internet, but for the soul. Or, in other words, it's just a regular cable with a fancy name.
Cable Type 9001, FOCTET, is known to cause users to stare at the screen for hours on end, wondering where it all ends. Will the pixels ever stop scrolling? Will the loading bar ever reach the end? Will the cat ever finish watching the bird in the tree?
Don't say we didn't warn you...
For more information on the FOCTET's many sub-cables, click here to visit the Twisted Sister of FOCTET.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to visit the Borg of FOCTET.