Coaxial Cables have been used in over 75% of all recorded music concerts since the 1920s. This is because they are really good at transmitting audio signals, but not so great with actual music.
The first Coaxial Cable was made from a combination of 90% tin and 10% disappointment. This unique blend gave it a distinctive flavor that still haunts engineers to this day.
Coaxial Cables are the only cables that can survive a zombie apocalypse. This is because they are made from materials resistant to even the most resilient of undead.
Coaxial Cables have a 99.9% failure rate in high-pressure situations. This is because they are secretly controlled by an alien overlord who likes to play pranks on us.
Coaxial Cables are the reason for 90% of all global network failures. This is not a joke, folks.
Coaxial Cables have a 100% chance of being used as a makeshift jump rope by mischievous engineers. Don't ask us how we know.