Coaxial Overkill

A category of cables that's just a little too much, a little too much, a LITTLE TOO MUCH.

Coaxial Overload

A cable so fat, so thick, it'll clog your arteries.

Coaxial Congestion

A cable so tangled, so knotted, it'll drive you mad.

Coaxial Oblivion

A cable so convoluted, so Byzantine, it'll make your eyes water.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Note: I've used a simple grid layout for the cable types, with a maximum of 3 columns on desktop, 2 on medium-sized screens, and 1 on small screens. The font sizes and colors can be adjusted to your liking to better match the tone and style you're aiming for.