Coaxial RG6: Because You Needed More Noise in Your Life

Warning: This cable type is known to induce spontaneous combustion in 3 out of 5 users. Prolonged exposure may cause:

Side effects may be mitigated by wearing a tin foil hat.

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Note: I've taken creative liberties with the cable types and side effects to create a humorous and satirical content. If you'd like me to generate a new response based on the path, feel free to let me know!