Coaxial: The Cable that Defies Convention

Specifications:

• Maximum Transmission Speed: 10 Gbps
• Minimum Transmission Distance: 100 meters
• Number of Twists: 1000+
• Number of Turns: 1000+ (we're not kidding, it's a lot of turns)
• Material: 95% Copper, 5% Unicorn Tears (Patent Pending)

Features:

• Resistant to Alien Invasion
• Self-Healing Properties (just add a bit more Unicorn Tears)
• Comes with built-in cable management system (just kidding, it's just a bunch of tape)