Duct tape is like the answer to all of life's problems. You can use it to hold together broken relationships, fix broken appliances, or even just to keep your hair out of your face while you're trying to fix that broken relationship.
Here are some tips for fixing friends with duct tape:
1. Wrap it around your problems like you would wrap a gift.
2. Hold it tight, but not too tight, or you might just end up strangling the friendship.
3. If it doesn't work, just add more duct tape. It's like adding more layers to a cake, only instead of making it better, it just gets more... messy.
4. Don't be afraid to use it to hold together broken promises.
And remember, duct tape is like the Swiss Army knife of friendships: it's got a little bit of everything, and it's always there to help you out, even when things get sticky.