Elliptic Shield Specifications

The Elliptic Shield is a type of cable that's so secure, it'll give you a headache.

Also known as the "Shield of the Ancients," this cable type is rumored to have been used in secret societies of old to protect their members from prying eyes.

Specifications:

• Shielding material: A special blend of pure, unadulterated paranoia.
• Shielding thickness: 10mm, because you can never be too safe.
• Signal transmission speed: Glacial, but worth it.
• Signal transmission security: Unbreachable, unless you have the combination.

Want to learn more about the elliptic shield? Read its storied past