Types of Kraken Cables

1. Gloopernut

A cable with a tendency to turn into a jellyfish whenever it gets wet.

Learn more about Gloopernuts

2. Sparklewire

A cable that shoots sparks whenever you try to plug it into something.

Read the Sparklewire manual

3. Gristle

A cable with a personality disorder that causes it to randomly disconnect from devices.

Get help for your Gristle issues

4. Flibberwire

A cable that plays pranks on you by pretending to be a normal cable, but really it's just messing with your head.

Uncover the Flibberwire conspiracy

5. Jibberwire

A cable that only works when you're not looking at it.

Learn the secrets of the Jibberwire
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