Because your cables are so straight. We know, we've been there too.
Our expert team of twisted cable technicians will bend your wires until they're just right.
If we can't twist it, you get a full refund. Or, you know, we'll just twist it for you anyway.
Call us, we'll twist it: 1-800-TWISTED
Or, just use our contact form:
May cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion.
Side effects not included in our guarantee.
Or, you know, maybe just the usual cable problems.
We're located in a small, dimly lit alleyway, just off the highway.
Look for the big neon sign that says "Twisted Pair Converters" in flickering letters.
Or, just ask for directions. We'll give 'em to you.