What is a Tear-Shield Cable?
A Tear-Shield Cable is a type of cable that is only good for one thing: tearing. It's like a regular cable, but with more... tears. In it.
Features:
- Tear-shielding technology (patent pending)
- More tears per meter than any other cable
- Comes with a built-in warning label: "Caution: May tear easily"
Side effects may include: excessive paper shredding, destroyed furniture, and spontaneous combustion. Not that we've seen that last one happen, but just in case.