RomeX 1000x

Behold, the RomeX 1000x: the most extravagant, the most opulent, the most excessively extravagant cable type the world has ever seen!

• 1000x the amount of copper wire used in its construction, making it 1000% more likely to get tangled
• Extravagant gold-plated connectors, because who needs functionality when you can have luxury?
• Comes with a complimentary side of overpriced, artisanal cable management system

Get your hands on the RomeX 1000x today for the low, low price of $100,000!

Buy now and experience the agony of having to manage 1000x the number of cables!

"I've never had so much fun untangling my cables in my life!" - John, CEO of CableCo Inc.

"I've never had to call a plumber to fix my cable management system, it's a game changer!" - Jane, homeowner extraordinaire