Ultrarigid Cable Subpages

Subroutin' the Subroutin'!

What is Ultrarigid?

It's the most rigidly inflexible cable type in the land of Neo-Bruism.

Types of Ultrarigid

There are many subtypes of ultrarigid cables.

Semirigid | Ultrahard

Why is it so rigid?

We're not really sure.

But rumor has it, it's made from pure, 100% unadulterated bruteness.

Learn more about Bruteness!

How do I use it?

Well, you don't.

It's not exactly user-friendly.

Read about the uses... and abuses.

What's the point?

We're not really sure.

But we think it's for... reasons.

Find out!