Thermowrap Heat Absorption Coils

Turbulent Heat Absorption

Our proprietary technology harnesses the power of thermodynamic chaos to absorb unwanted heat from your surroundings.

Perfect for those pesky sunburns, fiery office spaces, or that one aunt's fiery personality.

Our team of expert engineers have crafted the most efficient, most stylish, and most utterly confusing heat absorption systems in the world.

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