ETHERNET ETHEREUM
You've stumbled upon the mystical realm of Ethernet Ethersum, where cables are woven into the very fabric of existence. It's said that if you gaze upon the Ethernet Etherscope, you'll be granted the power to surf the vast ocean of 1s and 0s that comprise the digital realm. But be warned: the Etherscope's gaze can be blinding, and the consequences of staring too long are... unpredictable.