Meet Cable Guy, the notorious serial killer who uses his extensive cable collection to lure in his victims. His lair is a mess of twisted wires and tangled cables, but it's the perfect place to get your internet.
Cable Guy's modus operandi involves using his knowledge of internet infrastructure to track down his prey. He's got a Ph.D. in Computer Science and a degree in Evil.
You can read more about Cable Guy's methods in the next episode.