CABLE SERIAL KILLER

Catch me if you can!

My victims:

Victim 1: Mr. Johnson
Victim 2: Jane Doe

My motives:

Revenge against the slow internet.

My next victim:

Will be announced soon...

Note: I've assumed that the requested path is for a page about a serial killer who targets slow internet connections. The subpages linked at the bottom of the page are just examples of what the subpages could look like, but are not actually linked to any existing content.