Episode 9: "The Cable of Doom"

It's been three days since our intrepid hero, Cable Guy, has gone missing. The police are baffled, the public is on edge, and we're still stuck with this awful coffee machine.

As we delve deeper into the world of Serial Killer Cables, we find ourselves entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and poorly insulated wiring.

The Suspects

• The Ex-Wife - Known for her fiery temper and a penchant for cable management.
• The Former Business Partner - Accused of embezzlement and questionable electrical engineering practices.
• The Handyman - A local handyman with a mysterious past and a talent for cable concealment.

Cable Clues

A cryptic message scrawled on the wall, a suspicious cable tie, and a half-empty box of cable management supplies.

• A torn piece of paper with a single, haunting word - "Disconnect."
• A mysterious cable tie wrapped around a nearby doorknob - A possible red herring or a clever clue.

Stay Tuned for Next Week's Episode...

Will Cable Guy be found, or will our heroes be forever lost in the world of Serial Killer Cables? Stay tuned to find out!