Subscription Terms of Service: USB of Doom

Effective immediately, you have agreed to our ridiculous terms of service by visiting this website. Don't worry, we won't actually do anything about it.

By clicking "I accept," you have surrendered your soul to the void of USB ports.

We reserve the right to change these terms at any time, because we're a company that exists in a void.

© 2023 USB of Doom. All rights reserved. Or maybe not.

View Pricing

Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)

Privacy Policy: Don't Worry, We Won't Sell Your Soul (But We Might Try)