Cafeteria: Where the Food is a Lie

Welcome to the CAFETERIA, where the food is a lie, but the portions are always generous!

Our chef, Bertrand, has a PhD in "Culinary Deception," and is proud to serve you the following:

• Breakfast of Lies: Where the Eggs are Always Scrambled in Your Mind
• Lunch of Doubt: Where the Meat is Always a Question Mark
• Dinner of Regret: Where the Dessert is Always a Lie

Don't forget to try our signature dish: "The Impossible Patty" - a burger so convincing, you'll wonder if it's real!

Follow us on social media:

• Twitter: @CafeteriaFail
• Instagram: @foodisalie