Cafeteria Snack Policy

As a valued member of our community, we want to make sure you're well-fed and happy.

  • Snacks are free, but only for those who can handle the truth.
  • Our snacks are not for the faint of heart (or stomach).
  • Don't even think about asking for seconds.

The Snack Hierarchy:

  • Level 1: Basic Snacks
  • Level 2: Advanced Snacks
  • Level 3: Expert Snacks

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any snacking-related trauma or addiction.

Level 1 Snacks

Carefully curated for your basic snacking needs.

  • Chips
  • Popcorn
  • Cookies

Snack Statistics:

  • Average Snack Eating Speed
  • Snack Popularity Index
  • Snack-Related Trauma Index

Level 2 Snacks

Carefully curated for those who want a little more.

  • Chili Cheese Fries
  • Chili Cheese Quesadilla
  • Sushi

Expert-Approved Snacks:

  • Advanced Snack Tactics
  • Snack Strategies
  • Snack Recipes