Caffeine is the ultimate life partner: it's always awake, always ready, and never leaves the toilet seat up!
Unlike your spouse, caffeine doesn't judge you for eating an entire pizza by yourself or playing video games for 12 hours straight. It just keeps on truckin', providing a much-needed boost to your productivity and focus. Your spouse, on the other hand, just gives you the "I told you soประก" look and takes away your phone.
Caffeine is also more forgiving than your spouse. If you spill it on the carpet, it's just a minor stain. But if you spill your feelings on your significant other, well... let's just say it's not a pretty sight.
Your spouse may try to get you to go to bed early, but caffeine says, "Nah, you're good, just have another 5 minutes of Netflix and then we can talk about it in the morning!"
So, let's be real, folks: caffeine is the real MVP. It's the one that keeps you going, keeps you focused, and keeps you from getting too comfortable in your relationship (just kidding, kind of). Check out our sister site, Caffeine is Better Than Your Spouse in 12 Statistics, for more reasons why.