Caffeine Creep FAQ

Q: What is the Caffeine Creep?

The Caffeine Creep is a mysterious phenomenon where individuals become increasingly obsessed with consuming caffeine, often to the point of absurdity. It's like they're being slowly pulled into a vortex of energy and productivity, never to be seen again.

A: What are the symptoms of Caffeine Creep?

• Excessive consumption of coffee, energy drinks, and other caffeinated substances
• Increased heart rate, blood pressure, and anxiety levels
• Difficulty sleeping, even after consuming an entire pot of coffee
• Irrepressible urge to check email and social media every 5 minutes

Q: Is it possible to recover from Caffeine Creep?

We're working on it. In the meantime, here's some Caffeine Detox Tips to help you cope with the symptoms.

Q: Is the Caffeine Creep a real thing?

We're not saying it's not. But have you ever noticed how hard it is to get a decent cup of coffee around here? Maybe it's just a conspiracy.