Here's the tale of the Caffeine Creep, a being born from too much coffee.
Legend has it, the Caffeine Creep emerged from a vat of espresso, its form taking the shape of a humanoid mass of writhing, pulsing veins.
Its eyes glowed bright red, its skin a deep shade of tan, like the crema on a well-brewed shot.
It spoke in a low, raspy voice, its words dripping with a bitter, acidic tone.