Caffeine Creep References

Welcome to the Caffeine Creep's Reference Library, where we're brewing up a storm of information on all things related to the creepiest of coffee.

Subpages:

• Caffeine Creep Lore
• Caffeine Creep Hazards
• Caffeine Creep Symptoms
• Caffeine Creep Recipes
• Caffeine Creep Stories

Random Facts:

• The Caffeine Creep was first identified in 1987 by Dr. Emily J. Brain, a renowned expert in the field of coffee-fueled paranoia.
• The creep's favorite drink is a Venti-sized Iced Quad-shot Mocha with 7 shots.
• Studies have shown that 9 out of 10 Caffeine Creeps have a PhD in Psychology, but still can't function without their morning coffee.