Caffeine Creep: Quantum Superposition and the Inevitable Crash Course

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Quantum Superposition: The Ultimate Caffeine Fuel

It's a little-known fact that caffeine is not just a stimulant, but a quantum superposition of a stimulant. It's as if the atoms of caffeine are in multiple states at once, simultaneously giving you a boost, but also making you crash harder.

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Crash Course: The Caffeine-Fueled Descent into Madness

From the moment the first cup of coffee hits your brain, the crash course begins. A never-ending cycle of productivity, followed by a crash, followed by more productivity, followed by another crash. It's a vicious cycle, and you know it.

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