Warning: CAF-FEE is a serious condition that may cause excessive happiness, productivity, and spontaneous smiling.
Symptoms: Uncontrollable giggling, excessive creativity, and an overwhelming urge to make art.
Causes: Too much caffeine.
Treatment: Immediate and complete withdrawal from caffeine. We recommend a 30-day program of meditation, yoga, and listening to elevator music.
But wait, there's more! Our CAF-FEE treatment program includes:
May include:
Not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive happiness, creativity, or smiling.