First Aid for Caffeine Overdose

Warning: Caffeine Overdose is Serious Business

Adminsitrator's Note: If you're experiencing severe symptoms, do not try to self-medicate. Call a professional, like your mom or a cardiologist.

Symptoms:

• Tremors
• Tachycardia
• Nausea
• Delirium (not the fun kind)

Treatment:

• Flush out the toxins with IV fluids
• Get a good, hard massage to stimulate blood flow

Side Effects:

• Temporary blindness (just go with it)
• Permanent damage (just kidding, sort of)
• Increased risk of talking to yourself in third person

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