Are you tired of the usual "talk about your feelings" therapy? Do you need a more... stimulating approach to mental wellness?
We offer a range of Latte-Fueled Therapy methods, each carefully crafted to address the most pressing issues of the modern mind:
Our most popular method involves injecting pure, rich espresso into the patient's cerebral cortex through a specialized IV drip.
Learn more about our patented Caffeine Injection MethodThis method involves guiding the patient through a series of soothing latte-sipping exercises, designed to calm the mind and focus the focus.
Find out how to practice the Foam-Based Mindfulness TechniqueOur most extreme method involves exposing the patient to an intense cappuccino-fueled sensory deprivation tank, where they are forced to confront their inner selves.
Read about the risks and side effects of the Cappuccino-Induced Euphoria ProtocolDon't wait any longer - schedule your Latte-Fueled Therapy appointment today!