You asked for it, we delivered. Our Caffeine Injections are not for the faint of heart.
We've got a special deal for you, because we're feeling generous:
Side effects may include:
- Excessive sweating
- Increased heart rate
- Uncontrollable urges to yell at inanimate objects
- Temporary loss of motor function due to involuntary twitching
- Long-term effects: Permanent loss of taste, occasional existential dread
Don't worry, it's just the Caffeine.