Caffeine Injections: Safety Risks

Disclaimer: Do not actually attempt to inject caffeine. This is a satirical website.

Warning: Caffeine injections may cause:

• Excessive jitters
• Unstable heart rhythms
• Severe coffee withdrawal symptoms

But hey, who needs a heart attack when you can have:

• Increased focus
• Enhanced productivity
• Unrelenting anxiety

Learn more about side effects

Caffeine Injections FAQ

Caffeine injections: the ultimate productivity hack or the key to a heart attack?

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