Caffeine Overload
Welcome to Caffeine Overload, where the only thing more exhausting than the application process is the application process itself.
Are you ready to take your love for coffee to the next level? Do you dream of being a master barista, a coffee snob, or a full-time coffee shop patron? Then join us and apply to become a part of the most epic of caffeine-fueled adventures!
What to Expect
Intense Caffeine Training: Learn the intricacies of brewing, roasting, and drinking. You'll be an expert in no time.
Coffee Shop Cred: Get the inside scoop on the best coffee shops, from bean to cup.
Caffeine Coma: Experience the thrill of consuming copious amounts of coffee in a single sitting. (Not guaranteed, but highly likely.)
Requirements
Love of Caffeine: You must love coffee. Like, really love it. As in, you'll marry it if you had to.
Basic Math Skills: Don't bother applying if you still think 2+2=5.
Ability to Hold Breath: Caffeine Overload is not for the faint of heart. You must be able to hold your breath for extended periods of time.
Willingness to Take Risks: Are you willing to risk your health, relationships, and social life for the sake of coffee? If so, we're looking for you!