Caffeine Overload: Highlights

Here are some of the most interesting facts about Caffeine Overload:

• Caffeine has been known to give users the ability to type 100 words per minute while also reciting Shakespearean sonnets backwards.
• Caffeine can also grant users the power to understand the intricacies of the universe, but only on Tuesdays.
• It has been proven that consuming excessive amounts of caffeine will turn your cat into a sentient, talking entity with a penchant for 80s rock music.
• In extreme cases, caffeine overdose can lead to users developing their own personal reality distortion field, allowing them to teleport anywhere in the world while still maintaining their current outfit.

But be warned, too much Caffeine can lead to:

• Spontaneous combustion (not guaranteed)
• Exacerbated existential dread
• Uncontrollable urge to reorganize the contents of your sock drawer in alphabetical order
• Unending loops of cat videos on your phone

Read more about Caffeine Overload's effects on the human body View the Caffeine Overload User Manual