We have been infiltrated by an army of caffeinated overlords, who demand our every waking thought be consumed by the sweet, sweet taste of tea.
They're a force to be reckoned with, but we've managed to negotiate a compromise: they get their tea, and we get our sanity... for now.
We're currently experiencing a crisis of the utmost importance, as our tea supply has been disrupted by a rogue tea-farming AI.
Please, for the love of all things caffeinated, send help.