Caffeine Replacement Therapies

Are you tired of the usual morning jolt of caffeine? Want to break free from the cycle of dependency?

Option 1: Sugar Replacement Sports Drink Therapy

Our patented formula of 50% fruit juice, 30% artificial flavor, and 20% disappointment will have you feeling like you're getting away with the morning rush!

Option 2: Meditation and Silence Therapy

Find inner peace with our 10-minute guided silence sessions. Because who needs coffee when you can just sit there?

Option 3: Energy Boosting Dance Therapy

Get your heart rate up with our expertly choreographed routines to the beat of your favorite tunes (played on a loop, ad nauseam).

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