Welcome to the Caffeine Tolerance Building, where we train you to drink coffee like the pros!
You can't even handle a small cup of coffee. We start you with decaf and a cookie.
You're getting there! Now we introduce you to the world of espresso and fancy syrups.
You're a coffee snob now! We'll teach you to appreciate the nuances of single-origin beans.
You're basically a superhero. You can drink an entire pot of coffee and still function.