Warning: The following stories are highly addictive and may lead to excessive consumption of coffee, energy drinks, and other caffeinated beverages.
Here's a tale of a barista who, after 5 years of serving coffee, had to be resuscitated with an IV drip of espresso.
A customer once asked for 'just a little extra cream and sugar, please.' The barista responded with 'Sorry, we're all out of sanity.'