Exit Strategy for the Caffeine-Induced Panic-Buyer

Congratulations, you've reached the peak of caffeine panic buying! You've stockpiled enough energy drinks to fuel a small army, but now you need to know what to do next.

Here's a step-by-step exit strategy to get you back to reality:

Step 1: Enter Caffeine Coma Induction Protocol
Step 2: Sleep in Peace, or at Least Try
Step 3: Breathe in Oxygen, Breathe Out Anxiety
Step 4: Dump the Cache, or at Least Consider it

Remember, it's never too late to break free from the grip of Caffeine-Induced Panic Buying (CIPB). You got this!

This output serves as a satirical take on the often-pressing concerns of modern society, poking fun at the tendency to overbuy and overconsume in times of crisis. The provided links are subpages that would continue the absurdity, offering more steps in a 'serious' exit strategy, each more outlandish than the last.